Science Practice: Seasons, Equinox, Solstice and the Sun

 

Science Practice Quiz: Seasons, Equinox, Solstice and the Sun

Equinox Jokes:

1. Why was the math book sad during the equinox? Because it had too many problems to balance!
2. What do you call a day when everyone is in perfect harmony? An equinoxious day!
3. Why don't scientists trust atoms during the equinox? Because they're always up and down, never balanced!

Solstice Jokes: 

1. What did the summer solstice say to the winter solstice? "You're a little too cold-hearted for my taste!" 
2. How do you organize a solstice party? You planet!
3. What do you call a snowman on the longest day of the year? A puddle!